On Call Africa Charity Christmas Cards

Friends & Family,

Matty & I are raising money for On Call Africa by selling charity christmas cards!

The cards are excellent quality and most importantly (and unlike high street 'charity' cards) - you know that money is going to an good cause.

Cards can be purchased by e-mailing - mattea@doctors.org.uk. Please quote card reference numbers and the quantiity required. Payment can be made by cheque or bank transfer (details on request). Orders can also be made via post:

On Call Africa Christmas Cards
c/o Mattea Clarke
65 Acres Road
Chorlton
Manchester
M21 9EB

Cards 1&2 cost £4 (pack of 10) and cards 3-5 cost £3.50 (pack of 10). Postage is £1.50 per pack. Collection/Delivery is available from the On Call Africa team members in Glasgow/Manchester.

Card 1 (£4/pack)

Card 2 (£4/pack)

Card 3 (£3.50/pack)

Card 4 (£3.50/pack)

Card 5 (£3.50/pack)

Buy 5 packs for £17!!

Many Thanks for supporting the On Call Africa. We hope you enjoy sending (& recieving!) these cards - safe in the knowledge that every penny raised is going to provide health care to those without any - in Southern Zambia.

Dave & Matty x

The Last Blog

First of all, sorry for the delay in writing this, we had very good intentions of writing it during our last week in Zambia, and then during our first week back in the UK, and then during our second week back in the UK….and here we are, six weeks later.  I partly blame the excitement of seeing our families and friends, the drama of the Olympics and the adjusting to starting back at work.  But to be honest, we’ve been putting it off because it’s really hard to think about.  I guess this is what it feels like to have culture shock.

As Dave and I sit on the sofa under a blanket watching E4 on our flat screen HD TV, it genuinely feels like we’ve never been away.  If it weren’t for the photos of us surrounded by Zambian villagers in a concrete block classroom 80 miles from electricity, I wouldn’t believe it had ever happened.  And to be honest, the thought of it all makes me feel so strange, I barely allowed myself to think about it for the first month after being back.  As I write this, it feels so surreal and I can’t say I like it.  It’s so hard not to feel guilty for spending what seems like a ridiculous amount of money on a new pair of jeans or a bottle of wine.  We have to keep reminding ourselves, and each other, that we now live in a totally different economy and constantly comparing our lives here to our lives there isn’t healthy.  It’ll definitely take some time to adjust, and maybe we shouldn’t try to adjust totally.  As long as we can find the right balance, I’m hopeful that we can maintain our renewed appreciation of home without the guilt of enjoying things that inevitably cost money.

You won’t be surprised to hear that our last clinic in Zambia finished with the ususal broken down car.  This time, the engine overheated so much that we had to abandon the Land Rover and get a bus home (I am of course cutting a long story short but I’m sure that anyone still reading this blog is rather bored of hearing about broken down vehicle stories).  A few days before we flew home, two of the On Call Africa trustees arrived to take over.  A lot had changed since they had set up the charity 18 months earlier and so it was rather a rush to get everything handed over, but we enjoyed sharing stories of our adventures and felt reassured by the fact that they had experienced almost all of the challenges we had during their time in Zambia (we were starting to think it was just us!).  Sadly we were unable to sell our personal vehicle in Livingstone so we set off to do the final drive on the Livingstone-Lusaka road, petrified about more breakdowns, collisions or driving disciplines.  I’m happy to say we had none, and quickly found a dealership who were happy to sell our car for us.  We spent our last couple of days in Lusaka getting pretty over-excited about coming home.  We’d had some amazing times, some awful times, and some pretty tedious times too.  But it was definitely time to go home.

So here we are, me settling into my new career in Public Health wondering how our society got into the situation where one of our biggest health problems is eating too much, Dave rushing round A&E wondering why patients are so rude to the staff working so hard at 4am on a Tuesday morning.  But every now and then, a little memory taps us on the shoulder to remind us to be grateful for the fact that eating in this country is such a pleasure, not a necessity.  Any food that I fancy, literally any food, I can have for dinner tonight, thanks to Mr Tesco.   And in our hospitals, there are boxes full of gloves on every clinic room corner, healthcare is truly free, and when a sick child is brought into A&E, specialists and treatments are on hand to save its life.  It’s good to be home.

Thank you so much to all of you who have kept up to date with our blog we really hope you’ve enjoyed reading it as much as we’ve enjoyed writing it.  We can’t begin to express to grateful we are for all your support and encouragement during our year away.  On Call Africa are going from strength to strength and have just recruited a new project coordinator to oversee the work in Zambia.  After spending six month working for them, we feel more than ever that they are a truly inspirational charity who are motivated by a passion for improving healthcare for those most in need.  But most importantly, this passion is grounded in an understanding that solving these issues is a very complex and very very long process.  We are happy to be able to continue to support them as their new international volunteer coordinators and look forward to helping them raise money for a much-needed new vehicle.

So it’s a last goodbye from our blog.  From Uganda, to Kosovo, to The Caribbean, to Zambia.  Maybe it was just a dream…..

International SOS

For those of you that have been in closer contact with us or have been following On Call Africa fortunes over the past 2 years – you will know that our time here has been plagued with vehicle problems. May saw us spend as more time with garages and mechanics, than we did with clinics and patients. The nature of rural healthcare will mean that until Africa gets a new road infrastructure, getting to and from clinics will always be a challenge.

Matty & I have gained a huge insight into the running of a charity during our time in Zambia and whilst we have learnt a lot and enjoyed the ‘bigger picture’ stuff, we found ourselves getting a bit claustrophobic in the OCA office. Matty’s frustration levels reached a stage where she agreed to join me and go to a local bar to watch Sudan v Zambia at football. I think it is fair to say that most of the best OCA Africa ideas are found in the pub – and it was there that we met our new international partners and friends.

We agreed to meet with a Belgian friend of ours. She had an American couch surfer was staying with her. He had been motorcycling from Cape Town to Uganda and had met some Dutch girls who were travelling the same way. It was the Dutch girls who had a Landrover.

Sabine & Puk are the ‘Women on Wheels’ (WOW). Fulfilling a life time ambition to travel from Cape Town to Amsterdam they have put together a purpose built vehicle. (wow-arica.org) In many ways it is identical to our Landrover – apart from all of the broken/shaky bits are new/shiny. Fortunately for us the women on wheels were more concerned with the plight of rural Africans with no healthcare than the wellbeing of their shiny vehicle and after just a few minutes of us complaining about our car – had they offered to escort us on clinic. Not only were they willing to transport us from site – to-site, but both had an interest in healthcare and wanted to be as involved as they could.

So approx 48 hours after meeting Sabine, Puk & Anthony, we were crammed into the back of their Landrover/motorhome. We didn’t really know much about our new companions. They seemed normal enough – but we were a bit concerned about how they’d cope with the bush – and what they’d make of our make-shift clinic.

They were incredible. The problem with having just 2 of us is that there is a lot to do when you run a clinic. To see and treat the patients – takes at least two doctors. Everything else, from registering the patients, managing the queue, moving the furniture and running the lab also needs doing. From dawn until dusk they laboured for On Call Africa. Within an hour, they could speak more Tongan than we could (the Dutch girls – obviously the American has similar language skills to us!) Within a couple of hours, they were doing Malaria tests, counselling patients for HIV testing and anything else we asked of them. Towards to the end of the day, they were running short of activities – so they re-built one of the villagers’ wheel chair – so that it would run faster!

The most valuable part of their input was their desire to help with the education of the school kids. The head teacher had approached us on our arrival and asked if we could do some education on sexual health as there had been some ‘problems’. With almost no idea what this meant and only a vague idea of what might be culturally appropriate for a sex education lesson for rural Zambian teenagers –we spent our first evening preparing a lesson. Matty and the WOW took the girls whilst Anthony & I had a man –to- man chat with a class full of boys.

One of the great things about African school is that a lot of kids take a long time to complete it. You can drop out for a year or two and return for a bit more when it’s convinient. Consequently, we stood up in front of a class ranging from 12 year olds through to kids that were about 35! Either way, it went well. Despite a small mishap with a condom demonstration that involved a very over ripe banana disintegrating during condom application – which may have sent a confusing message to the impressionable younger members. The kids engaged well and we were quietly surprised at how little people knew about HIV and other STI’s. The questions flowed and the take up for HIV testing was encouraging. If we’re going to stop HIV spreading; knowing whether or not you have it – is a good place to start.

 

The great thing about this week’s clinics was the international collaboration that got us there. Despite the different nationalities, religious views, language barriers and cultural divides – we all wanted the same thing. We were complete strangers – but we had all landed in the same continent (which obviously has some desperate problems), and we all wanted to do what we could to help.

I doubt On Call Africa has all the solutions to all of Zambia’s’ problems, and I’m sure  that some poor teenagers are now a bit terrified of condoms – but if we are going to improve things –then this attitude of collaboration, trust and friendship is a good place to start. Too often, charities get caught up in the logistics of making their projects measurable or writing policies to make them attractive to donors. This week we just joined forces with some complete strangers with a common goal – and got on with it!

So – we must end this blog with a heartfelt – ‘Thank you’ to Sabine, Puk, Anthony (and ‘Willem’ – their trusty landrover.) Without whom , On Call  Africa wouldn’t have been possible this month.

Update

Despite a rather frustrating couple of weeks with multiple vehicle set-backs and delays, we’re continuing to very much enjoy our time in Zambia and can’t quite believe we’ll be home in less than 6 weeks!

All going well, we should be back out in the villages with a fully-functional Land Rover at the end of next week, and just squeeze in 4 more sets of clinics before we leave.  We’re both desperate to get out and see more patients, partly because we get a bit bored stuck in Livingstone, but mostly because we know there are so many patients out there to be seen.  But we’re managing to make the most of our time in town and are getting stuck into the ‘charity development’ side of things.  Once you dig beneath the surface of somewhere like this it’s amazing how many other charities and NGOs are quietly working away.  There’s some definitely possibilities for future partnerships which is really exciting.

After having three other UK volunteers here in Zambia with us over the past couple of months, we waved goodbye to the last one on Monday.  So it’s just me and Dave for the next four weeks, before we’re joined for our final week by three other doctors who will take over the clinics once we’re gone.

It definitely feels like we’ve entered the final phase of our trip and we’re really starting to look forward to coming home.  But when we think that we’ve got as long left here in Zambia as we had on the cruise ship or in Kosovo, we know our adventures are not over yet.

Malnutriton

Working in rural Africa is more similar to working in Manchester than you might think.  Getting out of bed in the morning is still difficult.  My morning coffee may be made on a charcoal fire, but it’s still an important stage of waking up.  And I still send more time than is necessary figuring out how long the queue of patients is and when I can go home.

The standard of medicine we can deliver is quite basic.  We see about 90 – 120 patients between the three of us per day, which means that time with each one is very limited. Not only do we have to see the patient, but we have to run our own basic laboratory, dispense our own medicines, and attempt to teach the health workers who translate for us.  The story we get from our patients is translated from the local language (Tonga), and we often struggle to get a good description of what’s going on.  Added to that the fact that many of the problems are either un-curable or unfathomable, and the work can be quite frustrating.  But occasionally, something good happens...

It was fair to say that the trip to Manyumunyamu (no, we can’t pronounce it either!) was the toughest so far.  After roughly double the two hour estimated journey time, we arrived at about 9pm, shattered, hungry and worried that we’d done some serious damage to our car (it turns out we actually had, but that’s another story).  The following day began fairly normally, lots of patients, lots of coughs and colds.  Just before lunch a young mum sat down in front of me.  She could only be 15 or 16 years old and was clearly very shy.  As per tradition she had her child strapped to her back and I could see very little when she sat down on the rickety school table.

“Ndipenzizi” I exclaimed (my Tongan “What can I help you with?” is still atrocious and despite my best efforts is still translated by my slightly embarrassed translator).

“Eyes” was the response.

My heart sinks a little, I spent so long in the UK being taught to use open questions and to let the patient tell the story.  Here in Zambia, almost all answers are given as a single word, often completely unrelated to any form of discernible ailment.

“And what is the problem with the eyes?”

After much delay and several sentences exchanged I get the answer “water” from my translator.

All the conversational subtly we normally use at home is lost here and there is little point in using my eyes to tell the translator and/or patient that I’m not impressed with their descriptive efforts. I’m tired and worried that the queue is still lengthy.

“Ok then, let’s have a look” I announce cheerfully and signal for mum to unwrap the child from the cloth baby-carrier on her back.

Gradually and carefully she un-wraps a tiny package of humanity.  The child’s huge bulging eyes gaze around the room from its tiny fragile body.  It’s like watching a Tearfund advert – but somehow it’s in the same room as me.  I double and triple check the child age but it’s obvious that the child is far smaller than it should be.  Its wispy hair and dry skin betray the severe malnutrition that is obviously affecting this child.

We aren’t really set up for this sort of thing but we did what we could.  We weighed the child and confirmed what we knew.  We discussed the problem with the mother.  Breast-feeding is not going well but for some reason (?cultural ?family pride ?money), and no-one seems willing to try anything else.  I spent some time explaining the problems and feeding options to the mother, but she looks at me helplessly and hopelessly.  I give her a multi-vitamin solution and tell her to come and see me when I return next month.  Somewhat disappointingly they leave and we both know that not much can or will change.

The next month, we returned to Manyamunyamu.  The child has never really left my mind since he was brought into the classroom a month ago.  Over the past months we’d made some enquires and established where the nearest feeding centre was and how to get referred there.  

Thankfully the queue is not as long this month, but the young girl and the tiny child are nowhere to be seen.  At lunch, I walk around to try and find her – but no luck.  I find the local health co-ordinator and explain who I’m looking for.  He doesn’t recognise the name but says he’ll ask around.  We can say what we like about Africa and the many many short-comings that blight the continent, but when it comes to mobilising a community – they are second to none!  Within about 20 minutes, word has gone around that we are looking for the child.  Despite having entirely and spectacularly mis-spelt both the first and second names (I blame their pronunciation!), somebody recognises the description.  They confirm that they are not here and don’t think that they’re coming.

So what happens next?  Before I knew it, about seven of us were in the Land Rover – and driving into the bush to find her!  We are miles off any map and driving along footpaths and across fields, but our guides were confident they knew where she would be.  Sure enough, we arrive at a small gathering of mud huts in the middle of nowhere.  We are greeted by bemused but welcoming looks.  The community leaders and health workers start making more enquires and after another 10 or 15 minutes the young girl and the tiny baby appear.

The child looks remarkably cheerful if slightly skinnier than last time I saw him.  There is no messing around this month.  We speak directly with the village leader and explain that if the child doesn’t go to hospital it is likely that he will die.  

On our arrival back in Livingstone later that week, I phoned the community health worker to ask about the baby.  I’m relieved to report that the day after our visit, the mother and the child were admitted to The Zimba Hospitals Severe Malnutrition Unit and initiated on a feeding programme.  Whilst we can’t be certain, there’s a good chance he’ll make a full recovery.

The sad thing is that this isn’t famine-affected West Africa, or an expensive incurable problem.  This is simple stuff.  The government has set up numerous State-run malnutrition/feeding centres. All that needs to happen is that someone needs to notice when a child is malnourished, and then someone needs to get the child to a facility.  Somehow, these tasks which seem so obvious and basic to us, are large and more difficult here.  The roads are a huge part of it, and exactly why we go out to the villages we do, because healthcare there is so lacking.  The poverty and complete absence of spare money also makes it difficult.

Luckily for this little boy, his condition was recognised early enough and he was taken to get help.  We hopeful that the local volunteer health workers will have learnt from what happened to this boy, and will know what to do next time they see a similar case.

Ups and Downs

The past few weeks have certainly had some ups and downs.  We’re happy to say that we can now look back, feeling very much settled in Zambia, and say the ups definitely outweigh the downs.

We were delighted to be able to have both Dave’s and my parents here in Zambia a couple of weeks ago and had an absolutely fantastic holiday.  After some inevitable flights delays and cancellations, my parents arrived in Livingstone and we very much enjoyed exploring Victoria Falls and the town.  We then travelled to Lusaka in time to meet Dave’s parents and fly with them on to South Luangwa National Park in Central Zambia.  Despite the rather large and intrusive population of frogs, and some large, noisy and slightly scary neighbours (in camp hippos!), we had a wonderful time going out each morning and evening on safari. Amongst the highlights were some very close encounters with a couple of leopards.  The six of us then had a few days on the shores of the beautiful Lake Kariba and enjoyed an educational trip to the Kariba Damn (not surprisingly, I think our parents may have enjoyed this part more than us kids, or, at least more than me anyway!).  My parents then travelled back to the UK while Dave’s parents joined us for a few days in Livingstone.

Not wanting to lay any blame on my in-laws, but this is when our real troubles began…..

I got stopped by the police for dangerous driving and had to pay a large fine (an accusation that, whilst I can’t really contest it, I think was possibly slightly unfair given quality of driving from the other drivers on the road and the state of the roads, but anyway, mustn’t dwell).  I was pleased to get away without a gaol sentence or a criminal record.  In fact, they let Dave sign the ‘ADMISSION OF GUILT’ form on my behalf, so really, we are sharing the blame.

The next obstacle was getting our visas so that we could stay in the country for another three months.  I can barely begin to explain how crazy the whole thing was.  The list of documents that we required for the visa changed every time we went to the immigration office so that we were left with a feeling that a successful application had more to do with begging than with protocol.  Apart from being completely and utterly bewildering, the process was one of the single most stressful experiences in our lives.  It had been going on for the previous 10 weeks, but with only 2 working days left of my visiting visa, I spent the first half of our Lusaka-Livingstone journey coming up with elaborate plans of going and hiding out in Botswana whilst Dave went back to the UK with our  passports to apply for visas from there.  This may seem a little melodramatic, but when our car spectacularly broke down 200km away from Livingstone (and the visa office that we were rushing to get to), it all seemed like it might actually be required.

After a very random set of phone calls which finally put us in touch with a Somalian ex-mechanic, followed by 5 hours on the hard shoulder whilst he removed half of the undercarriage from our car, we were on our way.

The next morning began early with a desperate visit to the immigration office, and I am very very happy to report, we were finally granted our visas!

We then had a fantastic day at Vic Falls, followed by the drink of the year – watching the sunset over the Zambezi.  A perfect end to the holiday, and a great way to make it up to Dave’s parents for wasting a day of their trip on a roadside – thank you again for all your support.

And so our adventure continues.  Together with a new volunteer doctor from Scotland, we set off to the villages to re-start clinics.  Thankfully, after 6 months in a garage and an entire engine rebuild, the On Call Africa landrover was finally ready to drive.  We’ve had an absolutely fantastic couple of weeks of clinics.  Having 3 doctors and a bit more experience (and a vehicle which actually performs better off-road than on), has meant that we’ve been able to see all of the patients every day.

Just as everything seemed to be going to plan…..

Sadly, once again, we found ourselves sitting on the hard shoulder of the Lusaka-Livingstone road awaiting a mechanic.  As we were headed back to Livingstone feeling very pleased with another set of successful clinics, the landrover decided it had done enough.  Once again, some random phone calls (I am really starting to miss the AA), and some negotiations with a minibus driver who was offered to tow us, we finally got through to our landrover mechanic in Livingstone.  To our complete relief, he came straight away with a proper tow bar and took us to the garage, where the landrover still sits, awaiting a prognosis.

Meanwhile mine and Dave’s car sits in our driveway awaiting parts from the UK.

Oh well, at least we have our health….and our visas.

Driving in the African Bush – What we’ve Learnt

1.       Driving in Sand – don’t accelerate too hard, don’t expect the steering wheel to do anything when you turn it. But whatever you do, don’t stop

2.       Driving in Mud – accelerate hard. If you stop – you/your wife will probably have to get out and push.  If you feel yourself sinking, be prepared for your wife to shout ‘keep going’ continuously whether it’s helpful or not.

3.       Driving over  small rocks – go slow.

4.       Driving over large rocks – go very slow (especially when the car is carrying twice its capacity), and prepare yourself for awful scrape-y noises. And pray that no vital parts fall off the car.

5.       Driving in long grass – have faith and don’t expect to see where you are going. The long grass may be taller than the car, but it’s generally safe. Don’t be surprised the ‘road’ looks suspiciously like a field.

6.       Driving through rivers – pray

7.       Driving through puddles – attempt to distinguish the difference between a puddle and deep hole. This is usually impossible.

8.       Driving around potholes – dodge, duck, dive, dip and dodge. Don’t hip them at high speed – bits will fall off your car.

9.       Changing a tire on a mud track – put a rock under the jack, or you can expect the jack to impact the floor more than the car!

10.   Driving past pedestrians – wave at anything that moves – they love it and new friends may come in handy when pushing is required!

11.   Driving over snakes – despite being strongly encouraged by locals to mow down the ‘spitting cobra’ in the road, we would advise keeping your distance

Additional – if you end up driving at dark, it can be difficult to distinguish between rocks/sand/mud/rivers, so apply all the above rules simultaneously. Good Luck.

The First Clinic

We were awoken at 6am by a juvenile cough outside the window, and suddenly the whole thing became a bit more real. We’re not sure when they got there or how far they had travelled, but it turns out our concerns about the news of On Call Africa’s first clinics of 2012 not reaching the villages was completely unnecessary!

On paper the concept is simple; we put a load of stuff in a car, drive to a school in a rural village and run a medical clinic. In reality, we have spent the last few weeks frantically, trying to figure out what we would need and how we could best survive for four days in the villages. Amongst the vitals were water, food, tents and an enormous pile of medication/medical kit. With the car loaded to bursting and the suspension complaining loudly, we set off. Despite having visited the villages just two weeks ago, the ‘roads’ were worse than we remembered (or maybe it was just that our car weighed about 8 times as much now). Less mud-track, more pile of rocks with a small river running across/through it. Our progress was slow and our beautiful new 4x4 took a good few knocks, but after many hours we made it to the first school. The school building is basically a concrete box with/without windows.  We erected our tents to provide make-shift mosquito nets and settled down for the night. By 7am we had more than enough patients to see us through the day, by 7:30am we were already starting to turn people away.

At 8am, Mattea & I nervously invited the first patients into our ‘ clinic room’ (a couple of classroom desks in the concrete box we had just slept in). The cheerful locals who could speak a bit of English were more than happy to sit with us for the entire day to translate the problems of the locals. Some serious, some trivial, some – we didn’t have a clue! But we did our best to provide advice and treatment for the patients we saw. At 4pm and 80+ patients later, we piled everything back into the car and set off for the next village. After 3-5 hours driving, we arrived, put up the tents, bed down, and start all over again!

The cultural divide is still massive, and the paucity of worldly belonging still astonishing, but we are learning how to bridge the gap. The ‘village people’ as we call them (still makes me smile as I imagine communities made up entirely of men in fireman/lumbarjack outfits!) are genuinely friendly and the Zambian children are a delighted when you wave and say ‘hello’ .  We are concerned that we’re seen as white outsiders that have come to give out free stuff, and this system of reliance is not helpful – but we’re doing are best to try and balance this with education and helping them to help themselves.

After 3 nights in the bush we returned to the luxury of Livingstone. We were shattered, smelly and desperate for a cold beer, but we are genuinely delighted with how the first week had gone. We have a few nights in Livingstone to get everything cleaned/sorted and re-packed – on Sunday we’re off again!

It's Good to be Home!

Ok, so it’s not quite like being back in the UK, but we’ve finally settled in our new house in Livingstone after 6 weeks of living out of suitcases and moving every few days.  During our time with PEPAIDS, we were based in the small town of Mazabuka with several visits to Zambia’s capital Lusaka.  And then of course there was my flying visit back to the UK for my job interview.  In case you haven’t heard, we got the news through at the end of last week that I was successful in getting a job in Public Health, a huge blessing, so I will start that on our return to the UK in August. 

We got the keys to our new house yesterday and spent the day walking round turning on taps and lights, amazed that water appeared and the lights came on!  Needless to say, we are literally overjoyed to be in a place we can really call home.  Up until now, we’ve been frequenting some of the cheapest guesthouses that Zambia has to offer.  Whilst we’ve both seen worse during our younger backpacking years, there were times over the past few weeks where it’s all seemed too much - mostly on the very hot days where we’ve sat sweating profusely trying to work on over-heating laptops without any form of cooling device, no running water and spiders lurking behind every door.

The first place we stayed was potentially the best, but it knew it, and so charged double what anywhere else was charging.  After a couple of nights in their cheapest rooms, having to trek across the lobby to the bathroom (the lobby was always crowded with the managers and their friends watching TV at top volume, all hours of day and night), we decided we could do better for cheaper.

So we packed up and moved down the road.  For the first few hours, all seemed well.  They had agreed (after some persuasion) that we could use their kitchen to cook in because there were almost no eating-out options in Mazabuka, and we had an en-suite, all for a fraction of the price.  Unfortunately, as the heat of the day developed and we realised there was no fan, we started to feel a little less smug.  But at least we could have a cold shower to cool down.  In fact, a cold shower was all we could have.  Whilst the guest house itself had hot water, for some reason it wasn’t connected up to the hot tap in our room.  That evening, we attempted to use their kitchen.  It turns out they really didn’t want us to use it.  On discovering it was locked (with all our food in the fridge), we enquired and were told the man who had the key was no longer on site.  After a day or so of bugging them, we were finally given almost free access to the kitchen.  But we soon realised we wouldn’t be cooking any gourmet dinners in there.  The whole place was crawling with bugs and looked like it had NEVER been cleaned.  But we’d got a special deal by paying for a whole week so we were kind of stuck there.

Zambian guesthouses seem to have a strange habit of encouraging/employing 5-7 people whose main occupation is to talk loudly outside the guests’ window/door. This complimentary service is provided 24 hours a day, but is especially vocal between the hours of midnight – 2am and then again between 5-7am. That is, all except guest house number 3….

Once the week was up in place number 2, we decided to try somewhere new, because you never know.  A little further down the road, we got an en-suite for the same price in a lovely-looking house with a relatively clean kitchen, which we were very much encouraged to use.  They seemed delighted to have us, as if they’d not seen any customers in quite some time.  Once again, we got a good deal by paying for a whole week up front (why don’t we learn!).  The kitchen was great, and they even had a big TV in the communal lounge, which was empty except for us so we had free range of the satellite TV!  Unfortunately, that didn’t really make up for the lack of running water. The plumbing was quite amazing. Most of the day, there was no water, but occasionally, the water pressure would increase and for no apparent reason, water would start seeping/dripping/spraying out of numerous faults in the pipes. These pipes had varying bits of plaster/plastic bag/rope holding them together – but with little or no effect. The quantity of spiders which had taken up refuge in the place was the horrifying, but the deal breaker for guest house number 3 was that there was no security.  In the previous places we’d been kept up half the night with people constantly chatting outside our room and comings and goings.  So we went to bed that night thinking we would have a lovely quiet night’s sleep because the place was deserted, it was just us, or so we thought.  At around 2am, I was woken by hearing something bang in the kitchen.  I lay there for a few minutes, but became convinced that someone was in the house.  I cautiously woke Dave, and told him.  At first he wasn’t convinced but soon there was more banging and then some conversation, whoever was there was not trying to be quiet.  Whilst we were almost certain it was probably one of the owners, we just weren’t sure, and when they tried the door handle of our locked room, we really weren’t convinced.  Any way, after what seemed like an eternity, we heard people leave.  It’s odd how stupid things seem in the light of the day.  I had been convinced that if we had gone out and confronted whoever was there, we would have been attacked by a machete-wielding maniac.  But the next morning, after 3 hours of larium-fuelled nightmare-filled sleep, we couldn’t for the life of us think why we hadn’t just gone out to see who it was.  It turns out that it was of course one of the owners, who had come back drunk after a football match with a girl from a bar.  But every night for the next week I found myself lying awake longing for the comfort of the all-night noise at the other guest houses.

On my return to the UK, Dave made his way down to Monze to work in the local hospital. True to form, he found the cheapest place in town. His first morning in the hospital, he was asked by the local doctor where he was staying. David proudly announced the name of the establishment only to be told ‘Isn’t that where the prostitutes go?’ and ‘Are you paying by the hour?!’ So Dave spent his week hiding in his room in the brothel (or so he tells me).

This weekend we house-sat for some friends in Mazabuka (they daren’t leave the house unoccupied because they’ve been burgled every time they’ve done so in the past, a fact which I’m sure had a big part to play in fuelling my night time fears).  Whilst it was actually quite a lovely weekend and much more homely than the guest houses, we were woken in the middle of Saturday night by a cockroach rustling in our room (of course I was convinced it was the machete-wielding maniac again).  Our attempts to catch it merely resulted in it running under our bed so we decided it could stay there until the morning.  Unfortunately, it somehow decided, and managed, to get inside our mosquito net!  So after more chasing and herding, we finally managed to trap it in a glass and get it out.  All part of the adventure I guess.

I love night time back in the UK, snuggling under a duvet after a warm shower, in the quiet, secure, cockroach-free haven that is our bedroom.  Come August, I hope I appreciate that a bit more.  Until then we have our new Livingstone house, where we have so far slept wonderfully, certainly a home-from-home.

Our work with PEPAIDS has now come to an end and we’ve begun our work with On Call Africa.  We’ve bought a car, moved down to Livingstone and have set the wheels in motion to start clinics in late March.  We have arranged to visit the village ‘headmen’ next week to let them know the dates of the up-coming clinics.  We can’t wait to get started!

Other peoples money

A month into our stay in Zambia and although we feel like we’ve been pretty busy, it’s hard to say what we’ve been doing.

Our grant proposal teaching went pretty well (we think), and we got a grant application in last Friday to the President’s Fund for AIDs relief, so fingers crossed!

Learning how the the charity sector works has been a steep learning curve. Here’s a little summary of our experiences and what we’ve learnt:

Charity work in Africa hasn’t been very successful. People are still poor, often hungry and disease is rife. Charitable organisations of all descriptions (wherever you are) have a major problem. That problem, be it disease, homelessness or drug abuse is a very difficult, complex problem. If it was an easy problem – somebody would have fixed it already. It’s often a very expensive problem – otherwise somebody would have paid to have it fixed already.

Healthcare is expensive and complicated – just ask Andrew Lansley.

Addressing Africa’s healthcare problems is ridiculously complicated – plus the country (by international standards) is skint. The majority of the population are subsistence farmers and pay nearly no tax. I don’t really blame the government for not being able to supply good quality healthcare when they don’t have any income. Except that in fact I do blame them. They have had some tax income and plenty of international donations – and half of it disappears in corruption/waste.

In step, the charities. NGO’s, FBO’s NFP’s, call them what you like. They have spent the past decades seeing their money stolen by corrupt politicians and wasted by well-meaning but sometimes clueless charity workers. They are fed up with not seeing results from their money and have decided on a change of approach. They now want professionally written proposals, audited accounts with detailed plans regarding how their money will be spent. They want guarantees of results and they want evidence of those results.

This is in a back drop of Africa – the continent that makes things up as it goes a long.

All these things are probably a good idea – but it does create a lot of work. As a result half of the locally-based charities no longer exist – but at least they are not wasting money......

Making the charity-sector a bit more professional and a bit more accountable is probably a good thing. However, it has raised questions of our own work. We, together with On Call Africa are being trusted to spend the hard earned cash of our friends and family. It’s quite a responsibility.

Whilst we have been frustrated at several weeks of not getting seeing patients or doing any hands-on work, we have been able to use the time to plan a little better the On Call Africa clinic structures and how we can make  the impact we have on the communities last as long as possible. Our plan isn’t perfect, but it’s pretty good – now we just need to see if it works.....

Matty enjoyed a brief trip home for an interview in the UK this week. It was bit whistle-stop but she returned with cream eggs and pesto – so I think it was worth it. I entertained myself with a few days at Monze Mission Hospital. The hospital was a step up from what we found in Gulu, but only a small step, and a timely reminder of how bad healthcare is for the majority of people here.

We’ve also invested in a car, partly to make getting around a lot easier and a little less scary, but also so we can hopefully get started on clinic’s whilst On Call Africa’s car is still being fixed in the garage.  Next week we move down to Livingstone, ready to start work full-time for On Call Africa.

For those of you outside of the catchment area of the Coventry Evening Telegraph – you might not know – but I’m now a local celebrity! : http://www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/coventry-news/2012/02/14/former-coventry-schoolboy-returns-to-africa-on-medical-mercy-mission-to-help-poor-92746-30324428/

Bang the Drum and People will Come

So after a quick turn-around in the UK, switching our best clothes to our worst, and swapping our wedding list-matching suitcases for grubby backpacks, we set off for our next adventure in Zambia.

Although the main focus of this trip is the work for On Call Africa, our first month in Zambia will be spent working with a charity called SAPEP.  They train volunteers from rural villages to empower their own communities to reduce the burden of AIDS.  At first we were sceptical of what they actually did, but the more we learn, the more it makes sense.  As well as providing support for people with HIV, both psychologically and practically, they help them to learn new income-generating skills so that they can improve their quality of life for both themselves and their families.  And because it’s all done via community volunteers, or ‘peer educators’ (the PE in SAPEP), it’s realistic in terms of creating behaviour change, and it’s sustainable.  But any way, if you’d like to know more, they have a UK sister charity, PEPAIDS, which supports them and has a fantastic website – www.pepaids.org

The main thing we’re doing during our stay with SAPEP is helping them put together a grant proposal for a new project and coming up with ways it can be monitored.  Neither of which we have a great deal of experience in I have to say, but we’ll do our best.

We arrived in Zambia’s capital, Lusaka, on Thursday morning and were met by a SAPEP employee, Wilson, who drove us the two hours to the small town of Mazabuka, our home for the next month.  Since we’re not here long enough to rent a house, we’re lodging in a guest house.  We can’t help but compare Mazabuka to our previous home of Gulu, in Uganda.  Although a lot smaller than Gulu and in a different hemisphere, there are lots of similarities.  Whilst the rolex chapatti stands are missing, the smell of charcoal-grilled corn-on-the-cob still fills the air, street sellers price their tomatoes and aubergines ‘per pyramid’ of four, kids constantly shout ‘hi, how are you?’ as you walk down the street, and EVERYWHERE sells mobile phone credit.  After a week of rushing round Manchester in January, the overly-friendly, laid back people of sunny Mazabuka are a welcome relief.  That being said, we’re already dreaming of cereal with fresh milk, and cheese, and tea, and nice toast, and wine, and a toilet with a seat.  We needn’t have worried about ‘cruise ship weight gain’, one month here should sort that, let alone six!

On Friday, we went out to a village with some of the SAPEP guys to watch them do a dance/drama session about HIV and child abuse – heavy topics!   Wilson decided not to drive to the village in his 4x4 because the roads were so bad after the rains the day before. He was afraid we’d get completely stuck and not be able to get home again.  So instead, we crammed into a minibus with the rest of the team.  How we thought that a two-wheel drive bus carrying twice the number of people as it was designed to do was going to make it there and back I don’t know, but I guess you could say it did.  We had to stop literally every five minutes to get out and push it out of a muddy ditch, but we made it.

We arrived at a house in the middle of nowhere.  There was a single family living in the house and no one else.  Given the fact that the team had been due to come the day before but had to cancel because of the rain, and there was no way to communicate this to the villagers, we wondered how on earth anyone was expected to show up.  But, ‘beat the drum, and the people will come’ we were told, and they did.  Within 15 minutes a crowd of well over 50 people had arrived to watch the performance.  Unfortunately for us, it was all in the local language ‘tonga’.  But going by how much the kids enjoyed it and the dynamic Q&A session that that followed, it seemed to have been a great success.  It’s so hard to imagine what life must be like for people living out in the villages.  They are subsistence farmers, and the focus of every day is growing enough food to survive. The rainy season is busy, with crops growing like crazy, while the dry season is slow with not much to do except sit and wait.  Most of them get very little, if any, schooling.  It really does hammer home the need for international aid workers to include local people in the planning when trying to implement any kind of programme requiring behaviour change.  The cultural differences are astounding.

Pictures to follow soon.

John Virgo and a non-alcoholic beer

Following our disappointing and premature return from Kosovo, we looked for another adventure to replace the two months surplus time that had available to us. We opened wide the net and applied for anything and everything. For the first month, we needed some paid work to cover our over-spend in Kosovo and to allow us travel for longer in Zambia.

After a few frantic days of phone calls and e-mails we had two offers on the table. One was for weeks of locum work in the UK. The other was for 4 weeks of locum work on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. Guess where we chose to spend Christmas?!

I didn’t really know much about cruise ship medicine. P&O assured me that there was no such thing as typical passenger; and that the sometimes quoted ‘newly-weds’ and ‘nearly-deads’ stereotype was un-true. With over 4,300 people on board, it’s fair to say, there is a mixture. I was delighted to hear that most of the ‘nearly-deads’ don’t survive the flight to Barbados, so my cruise ship was healthier than most! My job was to mainly look after the crew, a much younger and multi-cultural bunch. I was advised to brush up on the treatment if STI’s!

I was quickly fitted for my uniform and presented with a crate of clothes ready for departure. As a three stripe officer, I’m apparently quite highly ranked. I think I’m something like 12^th in charge of steering the ship if the Captain and everyone else keels over. Considering, I was unable to put my uniform on correctly without substantial help, this should be quite worrying for the passengers and P&O as an organisation!

Now two weeks in, I have settled in and am enjoying work. Between 8-10am and 4-5.50pm, I am a G.P. The rest of the time I’m an Emergency department doctor without a department. The facilities are actually excellent. We have most of the top-of-the-range kit and a small but quality team of doctors and nurses. We’d like to think that we can cope with most things, but it is still slightly scary that there is no hospital nearby to help out if things get complicated

The crew are a varied bunch. 1,200 of them. 10% Brits, 50% Indians, 25% Filipino and 5% representatives from all the corners of the globe. Some well paid professionals enjoying the luxuries of the ship, but most are manual jobs, a life below deck and working long hours. A perk for everyone is that they get to come and talk to me for free! No healthcare costs plus no local chemist equals a queue of people with not much wrong with them. In the UK, it’d be pretty mundane stuff, but taken out of its usual environment, it’s actually quite interesting. Any sign of gastro-enteritis or Bird flu and the ship goes into lock down. If anyone sneezes and I’m in a bad mood, I can get them locked in their cabin for as long as I deem necessary. Most people are quite polite and escape with some paracetamol and cough sweets.

The passengers are not so lucky. Outside of the NHS, we are effectively a private clinic. Like a plumber, electrician or lawyer – you have to pay if you’d like to see a doctor or a nurse. After years of being spoilt with free and high quality healthcare in the NHS, Brits are often stunned to learn this. Half of them disappear when informed of this (which does raise the question of whether they needed to be there or not). Some of the other half becomes hostile and un-grateful. Their (slightly extortionate) bill appears to replace manners and good will which does make the job more taxing.

Most of my day is spent worrying about ‘what if’. Watching the old folk’s drunken dancing and the kids playing by the pool(s) makes me extremely nervous, and it’s only when I’m hidden away in my cabin that I really relax. We have been fortunate in that we have had only a handful of serious cases but it could all change any minute. One serious accident or one tragic illness and everything will change. We’ll all be flat out until we can get to a port with a decent hospital. We are lucky in that we haven’t had that scenario yet, and I wouldn’t wish is on anyone – but it would be quite exciting…

The evenings are fun but quite repetitive. I am on-call most evenings, which makes having a few drinks quite difficult. Similarly, there is a chance that I’ll be up working all night and then all day, so early nights are always quite appealing. About 1 in 3 nights, are formal nights and we have to dress up. Mattea has become an expert in tying my bowtie and I have had the odd experience of attending to an elderly lady, with blood pouring from her head whilst wearing my tuxedo! The entertainment programme is a mixed bag. The theatre company put on fantastic west end quality performances, whilst the celebrity guest speaker (big break legend) John Virgo was made even more painful by having to drink non-alcoholic beer.

Matty, is now a lady of leisure – not something she is very good at. She has a running battle with our cabin steward about who gets to make the bed. There’s something odd about being surrounded by holiday makers on the trip of a lifetime, trying to enjoy it alone while I work, and not really feeling like she’s earned a holiday. Thankfully she’s been able to take on a voluntary post working for On Call Africa as their development assistant. We are heading out to work for OCA at the end of February and Mattea is working to help with the planning and organisation of the project. She is also press secretary, fundraiser and anything else she can think of to get involved in. All of that with an abysmal internet connection has been quite frustrating, but slowly but surely it is coming together.

At the end of January, we are heading to Zambia. We have 4-5 weeks prior to linking up with OCA and we have been accepted by a charity to help with healthcare and health education for a short term project. The culture shock of going from black tie balls to rural Zambia will be a massive challenge, but I am eating as much as I can in preparation, and I am trying to convince our cabin steward to come with us!

Happy New Year to all of you. 2011 has been very kind to us and we are truly excited about what 2012 holds. We hope you are all well, please do keep in touch.

Dave & Matty xx